Things I'll Buy When I'm Stinking Rich

These occur to me all the time but I can't imagine actually buying any of these things unless I could also buy a ginormous house to put them in as well.

1. Air hockey table. Because I'm too cheap to pay for it whenever I do find one but they are unbelievably awesome. Unless you smash your hands.

2. Millions of cheap things from Target. Every time I go there I see tons of useless but awesome things. Like St. Patty's Day shot glasses, or brightly colored socks, or glasses with penguins on them or $5 movies. I don't need any more of these things but I always want them.

3. An big flat open roof. Possibly with a garden? I would sleep up there in the sunshine all the time.

4. Washing machine and dryer. These are just useful.

5. A closet the size of a room. I like hanging my clothes, what can I say....

6. Model horses... Like the nice expensive ones. These can also have a room of their own in this ginormous fantasy house of mine.

7. Things from the USC bookstore. College gear is so expensive.