Things I'll Buy When I'm Stinking Rich

These occur to me all the time but I can't imagine actually buying any of these things unless I could also buy a ginormous house to put them in as well.

1. Air hockey table. Because I'm too cheap to pay for it whenever I do find one but they are unbelievably awesome. Unless you smash your hands.

2. Millions of cheap things from Target. Every time I go there I see tons of useless but awesome things. Like St. Patty's Day shot glasses, or brightly colored socks, or glasses with penguins on them or $5 movies. I don't need any more of these things but I always want them.

3. An big flat open roof. Possibly with a garden? I would sleep up there in the sunshine all the time.

4. Washing machine and dryer. These are just useful.

5. A closet the size of a room. I like hanging my clothes, what can I say....

6. Model horses... Like the nice expensive ones. These can also have a room of their own in this ginormous fantasy house of mine.

7. Things from the USC bookstore. College gear is so expensive.

For Your Online Enjoyment

Some websites I enjoy. Pretty simple.

fmylife.com - self explanatory

textsfromlastnight.com - self explanatory

failblog.org - epic fails

11points.com - lists

tridelphia.net - a magic 8 ball!

howtobakeapotato.com - it is awesome that someone got this domain name and used it to explain how to bake potatoes

mylifeisaverage.com - these stories are not average

woot.com - daily deals on a wide variety of things, also shirt.woot

XKCD - hilarity

sixbillionsecrets.com - self explanatory

Baby Name Wizard - popularity of baby names from 1880 to present, great visual presentation

More from the Cheezburger network:
failbook.com - Facebook fails and cleverness
Very Demotivational - demotivational posters
Crazy Things Parents Say - self explanatory

Looking Forward to Being Roommate-less

After living with roommates for all of college, I can't wait to live alone. I'm sure there are positive things roommates have to offer (like killing scary bugs, dealing with work orders, and eating leftovers I don't want) but at the moment the benefits don't seem to outweigh the drawbacks of living with other people. So here's what I look forward to when living alone:

1. I'll finally know what everything in the fridge is and how long it's been there.

2. The Disney channel will no longer be playing 24/7 on my TV in the living room.

3. All the furniture will (hopefully) actually match. And not be cheap antiques from three different families.

4. I will be able to eat any of the food in the apartment and use any of the dishes. These dishes will also actually be clean.

5. No one will try to cram pizza boxes into the tiny trash can.

6. The wireless will be properly encrypted and have a sensible password and I will be able to reach the router when there are problems.

7. No one will have to listen to me talk to myself and I won't have to listen to anyone else talk to themselves. Also I won't have to keep my voice down when talking to other people or doing other things.

8. No one will walk into my room to talk to me when I am clearly just chillin' in my room.